2011-12-29

board games

i've been excited about learning board games. daddy got out his book of board games and so far i've learned checkers, roundabouts, hasami shogi, hoppers and brax. it feels good to win, and you need to enjoy it. because you can't win all the time.

2011-12-28

ribsy by beverly cleary


- what was your favourite part of this book?
- the ending. i like how they rescued him off of the fire escape.

- of all the people that found ribsy, who do you think took the best care of him?
- the last person, larry. mrs. frawley was nice, but she got him to do stuff that he really didn't want to do.

- what would you do if your pet got lost?
- i would probably call the people who made ribsy. they might have some ideas. or i might call the pet fish farm, if it was bluey or dorothy. maybe if i lost a bird, i would call beverly cleary.

- do you think that ribsy is realistic? do dogs think that way?
- no. i think that because in some parts he knew human language, like what mrs. frawley said and i'm pretty sure that dogs don't know words.

- who do you think would enjoy this book?
- henry.

- what would you say to convince someone to read it?
- the dog is really funny.

2011-12-14

there's good and bad things about robots

you see before robots were invented, if people lost hands or arms they needed to have a hook that didn't work very well. but now they can have an electronic arm that can do most of the things that a regular arm can do.

but there are bad things about electricity. it takes energy that the earth needs and uses it just for people.

2011-12-13

this is me

mama and daddy want to give away a picture of me to everyone. i didn't like the one they picked. so i made my own. i am an ewok running away from something.

2011-12-08

today i opened a door into my heart.

this is my robot.  i got him today from my grandma, in my star wars lego advent calendar.  i built him by myself this morning.  his personality - this robot might look tough but is very gentle.   he is personable.  i have all his friends too.

this is dack ralter, one of my robot's friends.  actually his only friend.  he is also personable.  when somebody is arguing, he usually joins into the argument.  he likes to argue.  but then his friend, the robot, will join in too.  "no it isn't," dack ralter will say.  "yes it is," the robot will say.

my robot likes to lift weights and get stronger.  he is conversational, not a fun robot that plays games.  my heart is his.

from having this robot i have learned that i don't need a lot of toys.  my robot was the only thing i played with today.  it is all i need to be happy.  i prefer things that are small and simple and delicate.  for christmas i want small simple delicate lego things, handmade crafts, and underpants.

2011-12-07

sneaky

today my friend henry taught me how to play chess.


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tonight i made a trick for the tooth fairy.  i taped an orange seed to a nice pink card with a cutout of a tooth.  i got daddy to write "dear tooth fairy.  i lost a tooth.  this is my first lost tooth.  i'm really excited for you to come.  this is a tooth.  enjoy my tooth.  i do not want money.  love from forest.  ps. there is another card in this envelope with my list."  the other card is shaped like a tooth.  i would like a ninjago, candy, a woodburning kit, a christmas craft or fruit.

2011-12-05

self-portrait

today i did a few pages of word games in my workbook and then i used a mirror to draw this self-portrait.

2011-11-30

cams and cranks

papa gave me this simple machines building kit for my birthday. it comes with an activity book to learn all about cams and cranks. ted and i built the humanoid together, then daddy and i built the eagle.

2011-11-29

sumo boy by hirotaka nakagawa and yoshifumi hasegawa


the last story we read tonight was sumo boy. then daddy and i practiced authentic sumo moves like "thigh scooping body drop".

2011-11-25

elephi the cat with the high iq, by jean stafford


- you usually do interviews about chapter books.
- but this is about a very long story. it had no chapters.

- what was your favourite part of this book?
- the ending, where the family gets another kitten. because then elephi was finally happy. you see the book started with a very smart lonely cat, and then at the end they got a silver kitten from some children and they were going to deliver it first thing in the morning. isn't that wacky?

- do you think this story could actually happen?
- i do not think so. because no car could fit in an apartment. and especially the car could not talk.

- if our van could talk, what would it talk about?
- it would talk about car races. or talk about the cars movie.

- would you like a pet cat?
- i don't think so. because mama would not like a cat.

- would you read another book by this author?
- yes.

- whom do you think would like this story?
- soleil. because it is so ridiculous.

2011-11-22

craft-o-rama

i got a world explorer craft kit. so far i have made a chinese lantern and a dreamcatcher. i really want to make the papier-mache pinata next.


the dreamcatcher says "sweet dreams bus stop" because then the dreams will know that they need to stop above the bed and then get caught and they will be my dreams.

2011-11-21

the twits by roald dahl


- what was your favourite part of this book?
- well, you see, it was about these grown-ups, these adults that the only thing they did was play mean tricks on each other. my favourite part was at the end when their heads got glued to the floor.

- do you want to grow a bristly beard and never wash it?
- i don't.

- c'mon, why not?
- because it wouldn't be fun.

- are you planning any tricks?
- nope. {pause} well. . .maybe.

- do you think hugtight superglue is real?
- i think so. maybe. daddy, is it real?

- what else should everyone know about this book?
- there were talking monkeys.

- whom do you think would like this book?
- i think ted. i don't know why, but it just came to me that he would think it was hilarious.

2011-11-16

fire hall visit and story.

today we visited the fire hall. i think this is the best thing we did today. we got to meet chief kirby. he was really nice. always remember to stop, drop and roll if a fire catches on you. always know two ways out of every room. people, listen to this! we went in a fire truck. it was really cool. all together, a firefighter's gear weighs 45 pounds. firefighters are volunteers, so i can be a firefighter and still be an astronaut or robot factory worker.

here is an alien firefighter story about zoombloss. one thing about zoombloss is that he always wanted to be a firefighter. he is great, actually. he's been working as a firefighter for seven years nonstop. his friend pear-la-tron helps him. one time they had to rescue an earthling. they were very frightened of earthlings. they didn't know what earthlings were. earthlings, they said, had very sharp, very pointy fangs and they ate blood from aliens. and they had very pointy toenails and fingernails, almost like razors and they were afraid that the nails would dig into pear-la-tron's beak just from touching. zoombloss said "i don't think we should go, pear-la-tron." pear-la-tron said "i feel the same way."

but they went anyways.

they went to earth. zoombloss was afraid that grass was dangerous because he had never seen it before. so he ended up flying over the grass in his ufo. his spaceship looks like a hamburger. he crashed right through the roof of the earthling's house. he was afraid that the house was dangerous so he ended up flying through it. he was afraid that cupboards were dangerous so he ended up smashing them. he was afraid that shingles were dangerous so he ended up breaking the whole house.

the earthling had actually been tricked by the fire alarm because her alarm was very sensitive so that when it smelled the fireplace it went off. after all the smashing, the roof fell on the earthling and she had to go to the hospital. the ambulance had to come. zoombloss was too afraid of the earthling so he didn't take her to the hospital.

remember, everybody. do not behave like zoombloss the firefighter.

2011-11-09

the voice in the gloom.

i made a lego zombie and wrote a song about it.  soleil does a dance and then goes back to reading.

the first scribble mess

i made a comic.

soleil was on the couch behind us, reading a book.

smoothie recipe

i made up my own smoothie recipe.

the three banana split

ingredients:
3 bananas
10 ice cubes
brain food [ground flax seed]
milk
1 scoop cocoa
1 capful of vanilla
some honey

mix together in blender.  enough for me and dae-dae to share.

try it and tell me how you like it.

2011-11-04

portrait of soleil, my one and only star


i call this painting "the best baby". click on it to make it bigger.

nanny piggins by r.a. spratt

daddy - what was your favourite part of this book?

faz - the chapters we read when i was sick.

daddy - tell me a bit about nanny piggins' character.

faz - silly, crazy ideas.  one time she threw all this stuff off the roof including a radio.

daddy - tell me about her eating habits.

faz - one time she eats pie constantly.  she never eats vegetables or anything that is healthy for her.

daddy - would you like nanny piggins as a nanny?

faz - yes.  she would be a good one, who would let me eat all of my halloween treats.

daddy - what would do with boris the ballet dancing circus bear if he lived in our garage.

faz - i would probably make seventeen roofs.  because he is scared of the dark and might break the roof in an emergency.

daddy - what did you think about the ending of the book?

faz - i hated it.  because open ending = me sad.  make sure to use an equal sign in that.

2011-11-03

swimming class

i finished my preschool level two class today.  i got a report card and coady wrote that i've really improved.

2011-11-02

teddy bear clinic


tonight at beavers we met a paramedic. we saw his stretcher and his kits and the ambulance. i didn't bring a teddy bear for the clinic so i borrowed one. daddy interviewed me. my bear had strep throat and wouldn't eat anything and couldn't get better because he wouldn't eat medicine and we didn't have any liquid medicine.

2011-11-01

draw and compare robots

these are my robots, benji and mil.

2011-10-28

sick day

daddy - what should i write for your blog entry? you were sick. mostly mama read you stories.
faz - well i did do some robot numbers worksheets. now that i'm a member of enchanted learning. but no, you should write "sick day. do not check this space until i make a new comment."

jack-o-lantern


mama - what's your favourite part of halloween?
faz - dressing up. you get to pick out a costume. i'm going to be a which-what-who monster. don't worry, it's not scary. i made a cute mask.

mama - do you have any advice for pumpkin carvers?
faz - be careful. use basic shapes. don't draw anything smaller than your thumb. use a saw like on a swiss army knife. it works better.

mama - what is on your jack-o-lantern?
faz - a big lightning bolt and a zombie.

2011-10-26

in the rain


mama needed to mail some stuff. so we tried orienteering. daddy and i made a map of the neighbourhood. i drew a different shape for every special place we would find. i rode my scooter and made punches with the hole punch when i found the spots. one place was the coffee shop, mama bought me a foamy milk with chocolate drizzle.

2011-10-25

sound questions

faz: how do people make new sounds?

daddy: in what sense?

faz: the sounds that no one can make.

daddy: if you mean what i think you mean, it's one of the mysteries of music, and what really drives musical development. you could play an instrument in a new way, or invent a new instrument.

faz: but what about sounds that are impossible to make?

daddy: there are electronic sounds that use different circuits, or you can sometimes create new sounds on the computer.

faz: but there are sounds that aren't people or computer sounds. like the wind. you can't make that. how do those sounds work?

daddy: you're right, some sounds like the wind or waves crashing or even animal sounds we just can't replicate or control. you can use a microphone to record anything. and then change it later. should we listen to some new sounds?

faz: yeah.

2011-10-24

monday

i missed having communion at church on sunday. so today i scooted with mama and dae-dae to victoria park. we went to the woods and had communion. i want to start my own church outside.

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today we were looking at the 20th century art book. i like asking "what makes this art?". i like hearing the descriptions of how the artist made the art. i don't like abstracts. photographs are not art. piles of junk are not art. art is supposed to be paintings, drawings and sculptures.

for me i want to make sculptures with no model or plan. i want to just start and make a wooden sculpture with all that scrap wood in our garage.

2011-10-19

i learned about amoebas

i drew the amoeba about to eat a fern particle. it is saying "i'm hungry, i'm going to form a food vacuole! check out my pseudopod! check out my nucleus too!"

2011-10-18

interview with a manatee

i wanted a black and white video of wxyz.


[APOLOGY - cell phone microphone + blanket over mouth = difficult to hear -josh]

daddy - hello welcome to this episode of blog video news. this is our interview with wxyz the manatee. hello wxyz.
faz - wayyyyuuuuuuuuhhh.
daddy - can you speak english?
faz - yeah.
daddy - so you are a manatee. exactly how big are you?
faz - as big, well i'm a baby one but normal ones are as big as your vaaaaan.
daddy - as big as our van, wow. and what do you eat?
faz - sea plants.
daddy - mmmm, sea plants, that sounds tasty. those must be hard on your teeth.
faz - look at this here! it's a ship! uh-oh, there's a propeller on it!
daddy - a propeller on the ship, oh no!
faz - waaaayyyuuuuuhhhh!
daddy - you're acting agitated. is that propeller somehow dangerous to you?
faz - well, propellers on boats can kill manatees. they can chop right through you.
daddy - oh my goodness. that's terrible. thanks for letting us know, manatee. is there anything else we should know about you?
faz - weeeeellll, my flippers have little fingernails on them.
daddy - they do? i never would have imagined that. wowzers.
faz - so we can grab stuff with our flippers.
daddy - hey, you seem to spend your life underwater, but you need to come up to breathe. how do you sleep?
faz - well, you see we open up our nostrils, put them up over the water and then we go to sleep.
daddy - and then you go to sleep with your nostrils above the water. that's great!
faz - like this! mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. like that!
daddy - thanks manatee. is there anything else you want to say before we go?
faz - well. . . we do make great rides! ha!
daddy - that's great. see you next time, wxyz. bye-bye!

2011-10-14

pizza friday

daddy - what was your favourite part of today?
faz - exploring my friend ryan's smelly basement. just because it was gross doesn't mean it wasn't interesting.

daddy - did you learn or try anything new today?
faz - i can count by twos now. 2, 4, 6. see?

2011-10-13

swimming class

cody (my teacher) was not at swimming class today and some things were different. and i floated on my back on the flutterboard. and i fell in the water three times.

2011-10-12

connect the dots

this is my connect the dots drawing of a robot. soleil tried to color it. i counted to 74.
today mama read me 'berenstain bear scouts and the run-amok robot'. it was funny.

2011-10-11

salamander friend

today we found salamanders in the woods.
i drew a picture of one in my journal.  we made a boat out of bark and floated them on dead man's pond.

2011-10-07

super diaper baby again


i want to make a comic every day.

2011-10-06

superhero comics

today we read super diaper baby by dav pilkey. here's my picture of deputy doo-doo and diaper dog.

NOTE: the printing may look like it was done by a 5-year-old, but faz asked me to write out the words. - josh

2011-10-05

first time at the skatepark

we went to victoria park last week and i finally got to try the skatepark on my scooter.

Untitled from jenny josh forest soleil on Vimeo.

here's the video of me getting my big scrape.

chapter books

here's a list of the chapter books we've read in the past year.

wizard of oz and marvelous land of oz by l. frank baum
alice in wonderland by lewis carroll
mr ape by dick king-smith
the miraculous journey of edward tulane by kate dicamillio
socks, the mouse and the motorcycle, and runaway ralph by beverly cleary
mr pudgins by ruth christoffer carlsen
the sword in the stone by t.h. white
almost all the captain underpants books by dav pilkey
abel's island by william steig
pippi longstocking by astrid lindgren
stuart little by e.b. white
the cricket in times square by george selden

abel's island by william steig

dad= what animal is abel?

faz= a mouse.

dad= what did you like best about this book?

faz= i like how he kept finding new things on the island.

dad= what was the most exciting part?

faz= when he got to the island. his wife's scarf blew away in a hurricane, got hung up on a nail, he chased after it and then he blew away in the hurricane.

dad= who was your favourite other character?

faz= gower = interesting frog. i like how he always went into trances. he was thinking about rescuers.

dad= what was the funniest part?

faz= when abel started to go loopy and do crazy things like dancing and yelling things that didn't make sense.

welcome

hello! this is all robots blog. in case this doesn't make sense, my name is forest, a five year old homeschooler. in case you can't tell, i love robots. every day, my daddy will help me make a post about what i'm working on.