- what was your favourite part of this book?
- well, you see, it was about these grown-ups, these adults that the only thing they did was play mean tricks on each other. my favourite part was at the end when their heads got glued to the floor.
- do you want to grow a bristly beard and never wash it?
- i don't.
- c'mon, why not?
- because it wouldn't be fun.
- are you planning any tricks?
- nope. {pause} well. . .maybe.
- do you think hugtight superglue is real?
- i think so. maybe. daddy, is it real?
- what else should everyone know about this book?
- there were talking monkeys.
- whom do you think would like this book?
- i think ted. i don't know why, but it just came to me that he would think it was hilarious.
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