funny

i got a chickadee magazine from the library.  then i did the fill-in story, which is a recipe.

My Delicious Slime T-shirt Pudding
Serves about: 2009 people.
Cooking Time: 7 hours.

Chop up two dried rulers.  Pour the chopped rulers and a cup of robot juice into a toad figurine.  Place on top of stove and let it come to a boom boom boom.

When it is finally glossy, add in one ant hand.  Use a wooden shovel to karate kick the mixture.  Add a pinch of zoombloss alien to taste.

Pour everything onto wet wipes, then bake in the spaceship until it is silver.  Set your violin for 130 minutes.  Let it sit until November.  Enjoy!

You can do your own funny fill-in story here.