rudolph's shiny new year

this is the outline of the plot.  the baby new year is missing.  who is going to help father time on his search?  santa is, of course.  but he doesn't have a light bright enough.  so he calls on his little reindeer rudolph to do the job.  since the night is so dark, rudolph has to search hard to find father time's castle.  after he finds the castle he must find the baby new year.  he goes to the island of great despair where the evil vulture lives.  if the vulture doesn't get there before the new year has begun he will turn in to ice and snow.  who will find him first?

find out in RUDOLPH'S SHINY NEW YEAR!

i'll tell you more about it later.

funny

i got a chickadee magazine from the library.  then i did the fill-in story, which is a recipe.

My Delicious Slime T-shirt Pudding
Serves about: 2009 people.
Cooking Time: 7 hours.

Chop up two dried rulers.  Pour the chopped rulers and a cup of robot juice into a toad figurine.  Place on top of stove and let it come to a boom boom boom.

When it is finally glossy, add in one ant hand.  Use a wooden shovel to karate kick the mixture.  Add a pinch of zoombloss alien to taste.

Pour everything onto wet wipes, then bake in the spaceship until it is silver.  Set your violin for 130 minutes.  Let it sit until November.  Enjoy!

You can do your own funny fill-in story here.

the cutest tiniest thing ever

my friend lori knit me a tiny yeti for my birthday. she had to use tiny needles. i love it.

forest amitai zapf everyday workout

i have my own everyday workout. here are a couple items to help you have a workout without going outside every day. it will be healthy for you.

jump on the cushions 30 times.
run 20 laps around the house.
fall on the couch, sweat and read a story.